What's that? You too would like to see the inside of a London jail? Here's the British Airways 4-step process in action!

1. Board the plane pre-smashed and keep going!
  - 's good "water"! Hic!

2. Be rude and abusive to passengers and crew alike!
  - #$@*
  - bop

3. Present an obvious safety hazard!
  - zzzz

You will now be presented with a formal warning letter. Remember, for best results...
  - Read this and understand it.

4. ...be sure to fold this letter into an airplane and throw it at the head of some random bystander waiting to use the toilet.
  - Heads up!

CONGRATULATIONS!!! You're nicked, mate!

After all this excitement, we were quite happy to lounge around Heathrow for a bit watching world cup soccer on the telly.